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CanonNi
Pongo sapiens

toki a! I’m CanonNi, and blog.canonni.website is, shockingly, my blog. I started it in late August 2024, and, like many other things in my life, abandoned it a week later. After a year of collecting digital dust and using up my AWS tokens, it was brought back to life in September 2025, now cleaner, faster, and, most importantly, cheaper for me to maintain.

All decent authors have a distinct style of writing. Hemingway preferred direct journalist-style lines, Joyce used flowery avant-garde language, and Christie was heavy on symbolism. I, however, am a horrible writer, and topics I cover in this blog are all over the place. To quote a good friend, “You write like an orangutan who just learned human language, and I absolutely love it.”

So, welcome. Welcome to my little corner of the internet that nobody cares about. Feel free to read my latest posts, dig through the archives, or try to break this little website. Good luck and have fun.

All posts are available under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license. All thumbnail images are from Unsplash and freely licensed.